Would you Invite McCain or Obama to your Fourth Cookout

We’re obviously getting into the silly season of the mid-summer political doldrums:

People would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama than with John McCain. While many are still deciding who should be president, by 52 percent to 45 percent they would prefer having Obama than McCain to their summer cookout, according to an Associated Press-Yahoo News poll released Wednesday.

image barack obama dinner napkin happyI’m going to vote for McCain (sigh), but I’d much rather have Obama over on the Fourth. He seems like an affable, smart, interesting guy who could relax and have a good time. Look at that picture to the right. This is a guy getting ready to chow down and looking might happy about it. I like a happy eater.

He’s a wine drinker and collector, which means he’d appreciate the Petite Sirah I plan to serve with my BBQ ribs on the Fourth. After all, his campaign reportedly has “sold bottles of zinfandel with the candidate’s face on the label. Obama Zin. It has a ring to it.” Notice, by the way, that while Obama may not wear an American flag on his lapel, he picked the quintessential American wine grape variety as his campaign’s official beverage. That’s real patriotism in my book.

And then there’s this story:

… during a walking tour this morning of the Italian Market here, Obama ate, and ate, and ate some more. And not the hot dogs and fries that he sampled during his Pennsylvania bus tour, but good ole’ yuppie food.

In Claudio Specialty Food, he perused the cheese selection and bit into a slice of provolone. “I’m thinking I need some cold cuts,” Obama announced, nibbling on the cheese. “The fresh mozzarella sounds good. But I want to try to the salami.” He dropped a thin slice into his mouth. “Good stuff,” he declared. ...

He moved down the street to Di Bruno Bros., a slightly swankier and trendier meat and cheese shop. He sampled the asiago and the Birchrun Blue, a new farmhouse blue made in Chester Springs. “That’s good stuff. What else you got for me?” Obama said.

Ezekial Ferguson, one of the workers and a self-described big Obama fan, held out a slice of pata negra, a fancy Spanish ham, explaining that it had only recently been legalized in the United States. “What do you mean just legalized? It’s so good it’s like a drug or something?” said Obama. “Pretty much, yeah, just wait,” said Ferguson.

He explained that the ham came from a type of black-hoofed Iberico wild pig that wanders around eating acorns, “which turn into delicious fat in its muscle tissue, and also make it really healthy for you.” That drew a chuckle from the reporters Obama had brought along. “All I know is it tastes good,” said Obama. “That was delicious.” ...

He settled up for his quarter pound of “Shellbark Shark” goat cheese, priced at $25.99 per pound and produced at a West Chester farm from a herd of 33 purebred Nubian goats. Obama posed for a photo with Ferguson and his workmates, and left with another bag—and enough food for a pretty fancy picnic lunch.

He may be a commie pinko who’s going to raise my taxes, but at least he’s got good taste in yuppie deli food.

As for McCain, reportedly he’s a ribs guy, while Obama’s more a chili guy. So that counts in his favor. But he’s just too intense and has roughed up too many of my friends in public service over the years to be an amiable guest. Cindy McCain’s been caught plagarizing Food Network recipes, which is pretty lame in foodie circles. Plus, he married into a family that makes its money off the bilgewater marketed as Budweiser Beer. Presumably, he’d expect me to serve Bud at the party and there’s no way that’s happening.

Posted on Wednesday, July 02 2008 | Permalink

Professor -

I’m disappointed to see that you’ve bought into the “Obama is smart” myth.  Absent a teleprompter his rhetoric is decidedly less than soaring, and in any event they aren’t his words (thank you, David Axelrod and staff).

Would a smart man with presidential ambitions spend 20 years in Jeremiah Wright’s church?  Associating in any way with Ayres and Dohrn?  Engaging in financial transactions with Tony Rezko?

And please don’t bring up the education credentials.  They are as tainted by the evil that is affirmative action as, oh, I don’t know, Clarence Thomas’s and Condoleeza Rice’s.

Finally, Obama smokes, which for the last 30 years has been a behavior (in this country, anyway) that is engaged in predominantly by the less-educated and intelligent.

What other evidence do you have of some high degree of intelligence on Obama’s part?

Posted by  on  07/02  at  05:35 PM

I hesitate to “feed the troll” but…

But, have you read “Dreams from my father”?

Nuff’ said.

Posted by  on  07/02  at  05:49 PM

I will assume that pollsters are not stupid, since they apparently make good money asking these stupid questions.  For all I know there is some correlation between “who would you invite to your cook-out” and who you’re inclined to vote for.  I am supposing here that pollsters, and the people who pay them, are ultimately interested in the “who you gonna vote for” statistics, but have learned to distrust the answer to such a direct and straightforward question.

If I got to be a pollster for a day, though, the questions I would field would be these:

“Which of the candidates would you prefer to have as your boss?”

“Which of the candidates would you rather hire to work for you?”

Maybe I would pose them both to each respondent; maybe I would run them as two separate polls.  In either case, I would follow up my question(s) with “who will you vote for?” My goal would not be to predict the election, but to figure out which voters view the President as their boss, which as their employee.  I am honestly curious to know the outcome of such a poll, but alas I cannot afford to commission it myself.

Just parenthetically, my all-time favorite quote about polling, from Republican operative Ed Rollins:  “Here in America, we hold elections to find out if the polls were right.”

-- TP

Posted by  on  07/02  at  11:50 PM

If you invited John, wouldn’t Cindy bring a lot of beer? 

Of course, it would be Bud.  Then again, I think Bud has some former microbrew brands it bought out.  I haven’t tried the organic pale ale, but it might be okay.

Posted by  on  07/03  at  01:58 AM

Benedict, I won’t remark n anything else, but the Professor’s been known to enjoy a cigar once in a while.

Posted by  on  07/03  at  03:00 AM

I have several reaganite friends that don’t even think in voting for McCain. Definitely he is not even close to President Reagan. As far as for all those liberals that are planning voting for McCain… good look on this one because I don’t think he is even close to winning (see Dick Morris projections)

Posted by Rex  on  07/03  at  11:12 AM

Budweiser:  Bottled hangover.

Posted by  on  07/03  at  12:48 PM

Benedict—all I can say is that you cons lose more and more credibility when you refuse to acknowledge the obvious: to get into Columbia as as a transfer, you have to have strong grades.  To get into Harvard, ditto.  To graduate magna cum and president of the Law Review?  G.m.a.f.b. with the “affirmative action” explanation.  I won’t even get into his evaluations as a con law professor, which were steller.

Given his credentials, the more you cons try to deny Obama’s intellectual abilities, the more it seems you have some “bias” against him.  And when you add in the “affirmative action” argument, the nature of your bias becomes rather obvious.

Posted by  on  07/03  at  04:44 PM

B-Rob:

It’s spelled stellar. 

Regards,

Biased Con

Posted by  on  07/03  at  04:49 PM

"I have several reaganite friends that don’t even think in voting for McCain. Definitely he is not even close to President Reagan.”

Why didn’t anyone tell me Reagan was running?

Posted by  on  07/03  at  06:50 PM
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