Electile Dysfunction

n. The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Posted on Thursday, January 24 2008 | Permalink

The GOP candidates leave me, ah, flat.

Posted by  on  01/24  at  02:38 PM

Forget arousal, this election is about getting rid of the guy who’s been kicking us in the nuts for the last 7 years.

Posted by  on  01/25  at  12:24 PM

This noun really only applies to the republicans this year.  Barack Obama is the most exciting candidate we’ve had in either party since Reagan.  He has more experience than Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Wilson.  He was the president of the Harvard Law Review.  He is intelligent, articulate, and multi-cultural.  He is willing to listen and learn from all sides of a debate.  He will surround himself with the best and brightest; learn from them but also lead them towards a unified goal of making America great again.

Posted by  on  01/25  at  12:45 PM

You are hilarious, Professor Bainbridge, but I am concerned that presidential candidates might read this post and then advertise themselves as Viagra-like remedies. 

I wonder what their warning labels would read…

Posted by Kyle R. Cupp  on  01/25  at  09:18 PM
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